Habibi, My Three AM Headache…

Habibi The Diabetic Cannibal

My Senegal Parrot, Habibi, LOVES Roast Duck.
And Chicken Fat (cooked, of course!)
And Cake Frosting.
And Vanilla Ice Cream.
During the day, when he’s playful, he’ll call out various names, including his own when he wants a treat, or a scritch, or just to bite you.
For example:
Habibi! Habibi?
Mommy? Mommy?
Weeeezer! Kukkiiiii….COME HERE!
Kukiiiii….COME HERE!
ARIEL! ARIEL! ARIEL!
Mommy? Mommy? Ziggy!! WEEEZER!!!
He also loves to SCREECH like a Chicken Hawk at Three AM for No Apparent Reason.
SCREEEEEEEECH! CAW! CAW! CAW! SCREEECH!
Habibi is a Diabetic Cannibal.
He’s also an Asshole.
::Please Make A Note Of It::

 

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s