Rules for the General Public

::Ahem::
Rules for the General Public:
Rule #1 : If there’s a line, you get at the end of the line and you wait your turn. You own ONE place in the line. You do NOT have the right to invite friends to join you in the line.
*Exception 1: You may invite an immediate family member such as your spouse or child to join you in the line. There are no other exceptions.
*Exception 2: Antonio Banderas.
Rule #2 : If you’re in a supermarket checkout line, and you realize that you forgot an item, you’re allowed to go get it, provided that
(1) you apologize to the people behind you,
(2) you know exactly where the item is and
(3) you hurry.
If you forgot TWO items, take your cart out of line.
You are NOT allowed to leave your cart blocking the line while you wander the aisles trying to recall the ingredients for Beef Tongue Flambeau.
Rule #3: If you’re in the express lane, and the sign says 10 ITEMS OR LESS, then you should have no more than … Okay, we’ll allow 12 items.
We’re not Nazis here.
*Exception: Antonio Banderas can have as many items as he wants
Rule # 4 : Do not talk during the movie unless you have something important to say. (Example: “My water just broke.”)
This includes cell phones, which should be OFF, unless you’re using them to call 911.
*Exception: Antonio Banderas, calling a cab to *my* place.
::Please Make A Note Of It::

Antonio Banderas can have as many items as he wants.
Antonio Banderas can have as many items as he wants.
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