According To the Scientist Broad with the Bushy Eyebrows and Shaggy Hair on the Science Channel,
And the Cool Asian Theoretical Physicist Dude with Awesome Hair,
If the Earth shifted even a *Fraction* Inward in its Orbit Around The Sun, Oceans would Boil Away,
Our Planet Would Become a Desert, and the Earth would Be Destroyed.
If Earth’s Orbit shifted even a *Fraction* in the Opposite Direction,
Instead of Boiling, We would be Encased in Ice.
Oceans would Freeze.
A Permanent Ice Age would Begin.
The Smallest Shift in the Earth’s Orbit,
And We All Die by Fire or Ice.
::Please Make A Note Of It::
And Have A Pleasant Tomorrow….