Gravity, Valuables, Dogs, & Trash:
Trash Lands in the Trash Bin 50% of the Time.
A Valuable on a Shelf even *remotely* near the Trash Bin, when Jostled in the Least, will take a Nosedive Directly Into Said Trash Bin 100% of the Time.
It will be Noticed a mere 15-25% of the Time.
In *My* House, the Errant Trash will Remain on the Floor Next to the Trash Bin 100% of the time,
Until the Trash Fairy Comes Home From Work and Picks It Up.
Unless, Of Course, One Of The Dogs Decides It’s *Delicious Trash*,
In Which Case it Will Be Consumed By Said Dog(s),
Later To Be Vomited Up At The Bottom of the Stairs.
::Please Make A Note Of It::