The Giant Green and White Penis Will Be Traveling Up The Eastern Seabroad Just In Time For Thanksgiving!!

☼ AccuWhatTheFuck☼ Update!!

The Bi-Polish Vortex Strikes Again!
The Giant Green and White Penis Will Be Traveling Up The Eastern Seabroad
Just In Time For Thanksgiving!!
Woo Hoo!
Meantime here in Montclair, New Jersey it’s 70º outside.
Last week at this time it was 20º.
WT(actual)F…
::AHEM::
Here’s Your Thanksgiving Eve Bi-Polar Vortex Forecast:
Starting Around 6:00AM, Large Chunks Of Snon and Ice Will Continuously Fall From The Sky Throughout Rush Hour and Into The Morning, Mixed with Sleet, Rain, Frogs, Llocusts, Gnats, Blood, and Rosie O’Donnell’s Unwashed Panties
Especially Wednesday into Wednesday Night.
The Greatest Amount of Snow, on the Order of 6-12 Inches,
Is Forecast Wherever You Are Going.
Upon Parking Outdoors,
Be Sure To Turn Your Windshield Wiper Blades Towards Heaven
To Avoid The Wrath Of The Higher Power of Your Choice.
::Please Make A Note Of It::

The Giant Green and White Penis Will Be Traveling Up The Eastern Seabroad Just In Time For Thanksgiving!!
The Giant Green and White Penis Will Be Traveling Up The Eastern Seabroad Just In Time For Thanksgiving!!

 

 

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