Portrait Of An Idiot

Portrait Of An Idiot (Don’t Try This At Home, Kids!)

Blunders, Education, Health, Keep It Real, Putting The *Fun* In Dysfunctional, Rants, Science Fact Or Fiction, The Bi-Polish Vortex, Wit & Whimsy, , , , , , ,

::Ahem::
I Am So Talented,
I Managed To Give Myself A Black Eye.
See I had This Kind of Pimply-Like Thing Under My Eye…
And it was Really Annoying Me the Other Night….
So I figured I’d Perform Sugery..
Not Successfully.
There’s These Capillaries there you see…
So…
Yes.
I am An Idiot.
But Makeup and Reading Glasses help.
It Also Helps To Be Bi-Polish.
::Please Make A Note Of It::

I am An Idiot. But Makeup and Reading Glasses help. It Also Helps To Be Bi-Polish.
I am An Idiot.
But Makeup and Reading Glasses help.
It Also Helps To Be Bi-Polish.

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