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Upon Approaching a Single Occupancy Public Restroom and Discovering that the Door is Locked
(and the Person Inside says ” Occupied! “),
Please Safely Presume that It Is Indeed Occupied.
Do NOT Continue to Rattle the Door Handle and Pull on the Door.
Not only is this Rude and Stupid,
If you Continue To Do So
I will Open the Door and Shove Used Toilet Paper Down Your Throat.
::Please Make A Note Of It ::