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Does Your Brain Hurt? My Brain Hurts Too!

Does Your Brain Hurt? My Brain Hurts Too!
Does Your Brain Hurt?
My Brain Hurts Too!
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Edgar The ButtUgly Betta

The Ugliest King Betta in the Store Looks Like A Suppository and He Wanted To Come Home With Me.
What Should I Name Him….??
You Can See His Innards Thru His Skin!
He Looks Like “The Baby” From Eraserhead!!!
Detachable Penis?
Elvis?
King Missile?
Eraserhead?
I Named Him Edgar (As In Edgar Winter)…
And, from certain angles, he really *does* look like a Little Penis!

Assbook Status Rant Summer Rerun: Cilantro

Cilantro_leaf::Ahem::
Your Regularly Scheduled Assbook Status Rant will be replaced with this Assbook Status Rant Summer Rerun :
What is it lately with putting Cilantro in Everything?
I HATE Cilantro.
It is nasty.
It makes food taste like soap. 
If I wanted to eat soap, I’d buy a cheap bar of Ivory (after all, it’s 99.9% Pure).
I do, however love Peanut Butter.
Chocolate.
Wasabi.
Ginger.
Olives (Black, Green and Greek).
CILANTRO SUCKS!
Stop ruining Perfectly Good Food with it.
This has been a Public Service Announcement from Your Friends at Insipid Assbook Statii.
::Please Make A Note Of It::

Why 10% of the Population Hates Cilantro and the Rest Doesn't Know Any Better
A figure from The scent of life, detailing how smell works.

 

Habibi, My Three AM Headache…

Habibi The Diabetic Cannibal

My Senegal Parrot, Habibi, LOVES Roast Duck.
And Chicken Fat (cooked, of course!)
And Cake Frosting.
And Vanilla Ice Cream.
During the day, when he’s playful, he’ll call out various names, including his own when he wants a treat, or a scritch, or just to bite you.
For example:
Habibi! Habibi?
Mommy? Mommy?
Weeeezer! Kukkiiiii….COME HERE!
Kukiiiii….COME HERE!
ARIEL! ARIEL! ARIEL!
Mommy? Mommy? Ziggy!! WEEEZER!!!
He also loves to SCREECH like a Chicken Hawk at Three AM for No Apparent Reason.
SCREEEEEEEECH! CAW! CAW! CAW! SCREEECH!
Habibi is a Diabetic Cannibal.
He’s also an Asshole.
::Please Make A Note Of It::